Bizarro comic post

Good bye. This are not Bizarro_Kathy never. Me am here to delete new post about comic. Me have no idea where Comic_Kathy am. Comic_Kathy am not far away. Me am do nothing to her. But since Comic_Kathy here, me plan on delete post. So here am Bizarro_Kathy deleted post for comic story “Bizarro in No Go AwAy GlAd, JuSt Go AwAy!”

 

This Am Bizarro World, home of all Bizarros. Like Me am. It am here that Bizarro leave after mission on Earth. Him have new mission in life. Him new mission am sitting and doing nothing. But right when he about to stop mission, no one comes to bug him.

It am Bizarro-girl. She have crumby complexion. Panel 2 is where me no talk about art. Art am very serious and hurt eyes to see. Art. Art not awesome at all and me hate art with all passion me have. 

Bizarro-Girl tell Bizarro that she am sad now and that she wanted Bizarro to be last to hear bad news. Bizarro, while upset at Bizarro-girl, say Bizarro just want people around Bizarro. Bizarro hopes that Bizarro able to learn with people around. Bizarro tell Bizarro-girl to climb lake and Bizarro-Girl punch Bizarro in head. Bizarro-girl leave in happiness. Before Bizarro can surround self with people, he hear cry for help. 

It am workers in safety. Bizarro am glad he have to hurt workers and puts worker in shower. Me want you to look away from want poster. Me no wonder who am funny man in little hat is. 

Bizarro leave city and buys Chinese food. Right before Bizarro able to throw out food, more people leave him alone. This time it am not Bizarro-Lois Lane. She am in train trying to block out Bizarro words. She am ask Bizarro about how he feel about Bizarro-Bizarro, um, Superman. 

Bizarro think learning am smart. Bizarro tell Bizarro Lois to stay forever! Bizarro even tell offer to escort Bizarro Lois to save place. Bizarro Lois leave in happiness. Right as Bizarro am about to throw out food again, there am no more distractions.

It am boat  dropping banner. Banner has huge point and soon stays. Bizarro say it am something after all and tries to go back to food.

More boats crash and Bizarro wonder what am going on. Bizarro look down and see riot with no people. Me am no fan of bizarro villains. Them all look ugly and serious and lame! Them have no powers opposite from non bizarro versions. They all is dumb and me hate them. Me really hate bizarre-Zatana and how she am speak forward all time. 

There am no noise as lead falls. 

Bizarro forgets that people shape who a bizarro is. Bizarro say he am never forget that. Then Bizarro stay forever.

This comic am lame and dumb. Be hated deleting it and.

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Hey guys. Comic_Kathy here again. Sorry about not being here but I was kinda tied up. Ok, what did Bizarro-Kathy review? Hmm. Well I do have to say that this comic was a fun story. It is dumb and really has no point other than to be silly fluff. But hey, sometimes we need a good stupid fluff story. I mean, look at the Hallmark channel.

The art is very cool in this story and I love the designs of all the Bizarro characters. My favorite is Dr. Fate’s bucket. That always makes me smile. Yes, I know this review was not that great but come back next week when we look at a story of a true hero.

All images (c) DC